1 - Vomit inducing. A horrible item, for your own health, don't look at it.
2 - Horrendously Bad. May have one slightly good aspect, but nothing major. This would include a really good FMV in a game or a really great joke in a movie.
3 - Bad. Slightly more redeeming, but once again nothing more than a few good aspects. Still not worth it.
4 - Below Average. You may want to check it out if you enjoy the genre.
5 - Average. This is my standard for an average item. You may like it, you may not.
6 - Above Average. Probably worth playing for reasons other than beeing a genre fan.
7 - Good. Worth at least a rental for everyone.
8 - Great. Definately everyone take a look at these.
9 - Excellent. Don't pass this up.
10 - Perfect. It takes a lot to get one of these from me, but you would be foolish not to buy these.